Dear God...

Children are very literal-minded in their outlook on life. This perspective, combined with a refreshing innocence, is endearing.

Here are some (purported) letters written by those literal-minded children to God.

DEAR GOD:

Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda

Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce

I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have three stitches and a shot. Janet

I read the Bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell me. Love, Alison

How did you know you were God? Who told you? Charlene

Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita